Think Tank Thinks Too Hard, Requires Cooling Period • Political Scientist Discovers New Species of Bureaucrat • Opinion Column Accidentally Contains Facts, Editor Apologizes • Expert Panel Agrees to Disagree About Agreement • Policy Paper So Boring It's Being Used as Sleep Aid • Columnist Writes About Writing Columns About Columns • Analysis Paralysis Strikes Political Analyst Convention • Editorial Board Can't Decide on Lunch, Writes 5000-Word Opinion Piece • Political Commentary So Deep It Reaches China • Wisdom Column Achieves Enlightenment, Becomes Blank Space

Columns of Wisdom

Ancient wisdom meets modern absurdity

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Columns of Wisdom

Mindfulness App Sends Notification to Remind Users to Stop Looking at Their Phone

Premium feature includes guilt-inducing messages about screen time while users scroll through social media.

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