BREAKING: Florida Man Elected to Congress, Florida Somehow Becomes More Normal • Emergency Session Called to Declare Everything an Emergency • Breaking News Breaks, Journalists Scramble to Fix It • Crisis Committee Faces Crisis Over Definition of Crisis • Last-Minute Bill Actually Read Last Minute, Causes Parliamentary Chaos • Politicians Rush to Scene of Disaster for Photo Op, Actually Help By Accident • Senate Floor Collapses Under Weight of Unread Bills • Breaking: Nothing Breaking, News Media Breaks Down • Urgent Update: Previous Urgent Update Was Not Actually Urgent • Committee on Immediate Action Schedules Emergency Meeting for Next Month

Breaking Waves

The latest in groundbreaking satire and absurdity

Man triumphantly holding a perfectly folded fitted sheet
Breaking Waves

Area Man Achieves Enlightenment After Successfully Folding Fitted Sheet

Local guru emerges from laundry room claiming to have unlocked secrets of the universe...

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