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Breaking Waves

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Man triumphantly holding a perfectly folded fitted sheet
Breaking Waves

Area Man Achieves Enlightenment After Successfully Folding Fitted Sheet

Local guru emerges from laundry room claiming to have unlocked secrets of the universe...

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